I’ve done a variety of working over the past several years, and, yeah, though I’m still young and pretty naive, I have a couple ideas that I think could make America a better place.
During the summer of 2005, I worked at a gas station (which shall remain nameless) in Brunswick, Ohio. People of all stripes came in, from Gary Kucinich (Dennis’ brother who ran in the Dem primary for the 13th Ohio Congressional district) to stoner high school kids wanting to buy blunt wraps for their “tobacco” (or at least that’s what they said it was for.) I was informed that McDonald’s was always hiring when I didn’t immediately authorize a pump (which sent me off to the bathroom in tears – that dude was a jerk and a half) and was twice accused of stealing money from the registers (something that I’ve always considered myself and have been above doing). One of the things that people on welfare/food stamps can do in the state of Ohio – and likely elsewhere – is purchase cigarettes and junk food. So here it comes: if I ran things around here #1.
If I ran things around here, no one would be allowed to use food stamps to purchase cigarettes, sodas, or junk food. Cigarette smoking and junk food eating (or gorging) create a further drag on an already taxed health-care system and if you’re going to waste taxpayer money, you’d best waste it on a Bridge to Nowhere.
By no means am I saying people shouldn’t eat 2 bags of Doritos, drink 3 2-liters of Pepsi, or smoke 1 1/2 packs of Camels a day, but what I am saying is that they should be spending their own money on it. What do I think should food stamps and welfare money be spent on? The basic stuff. No, not Basics. Basic food stuffs, like bread, eggs, milk, fruits, vegetables, meats, potatoes. You know, stuff that only clogs you arteries when used in combination.
How would this be accomplished? Well, we can figure out how to tax certain items and not others, we should be able to divvy up what can and cannot be purchased with food stamps. It’s not that hard, it’s just a matter of getting politicians to do what’s right for country as a whole and not small-minded interests for a change.
Well, that actually is pretty hard.
But that’s just the first thing on a whole laundry list of matters which I think ail our modern American society.
Next time: If I Ran Things Around Here, #2